I get to go have my renal system on TV tomorrow. They pretty much torture you prior to the test. The say:
Fast after midnight, water only
Then go for your morning tinkle
Then go again two hours before, then no more tinkling
Then an hour before, pound 40 oz's of water and hold it all in
If this were college and the water was Mickey's, hey, no problem! I could hold that like no body's business. Who wants to use the restroom in a frat house?!
But for someone with a UTI, this is like torture. I have gone more times than a pregnant woman over the last few days, so you can imagine what holding back the flood gates will feel like while they are pushing on your full bladder. I will probably look like Forrest Gump after he drank 15 Dr. Peppers. Hope I don't accidentally hose down the technician :)